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Efter en hel dags studier känner jag mig rätt klar för idag. Har just vispat ihop en semifreddo med xanté och rostad mandel, den står i frysen och gottar sig, beräknas vara klar lagom till efterrättsdags! Före maten ska Ola komma, vi ska lägga sista handen vid uppsatsen innan den ikväll skickas in till administratören för publicering! Woow! Nåväl, imorron är det FÖDELSEDAG- bästa dagen på året!!!
Kuriosa från dagens mediestream:
This equation should be taught in all math classes!
What Makes 100 %? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 %? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 %? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 %. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100 % in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H- I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over
the top!